4 Fun Ice-Breaker Games to Play at Church Small Groups

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A church group crumping.

Being in a large group of people that you’ve never met before can be intimidating. Trust me, I know what it’s like.

You walk through the door and everybody immediately begins looking at you. The weight of their gaze falls upon your shoulders. Beads of sweat begin forming on your brow as you desperately try to think of what to say when you introduce yourself. You take a few steps forward and clear your throat as you stretch out your hand. “Hi, I’m Jake!” you say. Then she replies, “Welcome to Wendy’s. What can I get you?”

Awk. Ward.

Small Groups, Community Groups, or as the kids call them these days, “Christ Franchises” can be just as scary. One of the best ways to ease this tension is to play a group game that makes everyone mad and/or annoyed with one another.

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“Christ Franchises are off the heezy-buhjeezy, yo!” – Kids

One of the most important things I’ve learned being a part of my own church group is that, the best way to get to know someone isn’t to talk to them and get to know them on a personal level, but to actually play an overly-long game that most people want to quit about 5 minutes in.

This also allows you to add to your “Acquaintance List”, those people that you kind of know but actually really don’t know at all. Because, at the end of the day, isn’t that what community is all about?

Below are 5 fun games that are perfect for breaking the ice!

1. Slappies

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Blur may vary.

Materials Needed:

  1. Hands
  2. A Face
  3. Being Alive

This is a great, easy introductory game for those new to the group. The rules are simple. Pair everybody into groups of two.

If there is someone not in a group or there is an odd number of people, those that are left are not worthy and are what we call in the Church as “Undesirables”. They are to be banished from the group for all eternity.

Next, everybody simply slaps each other as hard as they can until someone either:

  1. Passes out.
  2. Gives up*

*those who give up are weak and are not to be trusted in the Church. They are to be banished from the group for all eternity

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Great form.

Like I said, this is a great warm-up game and shows people what it’s like to live in fellowship together.

2. Wayne Brady: The Game

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The greatest talent of our generation.

This one is great for larger groups, however, there are a lot of things involved so you need to pay attention.

Materials Needed:

  1. Pens
  2. Paper
  3. More Pens
  4. A Broken and Contrite Spirit
  5. Still More Pens

Below is a quick breakdown of all that is involved in Wayne Brady: The Game.

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Everybody gets in a circle and selects one person to stand in the middle. This person is referred to as “The Wayne.”

One person is tasked with the position of “Mediator.” Their job is to select a book from the Bible (the more obscure, the better. King James Version is recommended) and ask “The Wayne” to quote, word for word, a verse from whatever book they choose. If “The Wayne” fails to do so, he or she is to get down on all fours as the entire group dog piles onto their back.

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The game in action.

As the dog pile commences, the chorus from Quad City DJ’s hit song “C’mon N’ Ride It (The Train)” is playing, except the word “train” is replaced with “Wayne.”

This game actually has nothing to do with Wayne Brady, but sometimes in the Church you just need to do what you’re told and not ask questions.

3. Child Toss sponsored by Allstate®

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Child Toss sponsored by Allstate® is sponsored by Allstate®. I cannot stress that enough, they will sue me if I don’t.

Materials Needed:

  1. Child
  2. Flaargenschtamp
  3. A blanket
  4. More Pens Again

Child Toss sponsored by Allstate® is a game steeped in history. In fact, it’s been speculated that the game was first invented by the Egyptians! Wow!

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The Egyptians were pros.

The game is simple. The goal of Child Toss sponsored by Allstate® is to toss the child into the air as high as possible. Points are measured by both the weight of the child and the height reached.

First you need to find a child. The smaller the better. Although heavy children can land you more points.

Take this one for example:

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This one right here looks tossable.

From first glance, this child looks about 16 or 17 stones. Now, “What are stones?” you ask? Well, allow me to explain.

For the sake of tradition, stones are the standard of weight used in Child Toss sponsored by Allstate®. Stones were first introduced by the Prussians in 1631 after they lost by a controversial call in the Capital One® Orange Bowl to Virginia Tech.

Below is a quick breakdown of stones and their relation to points:

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Sponsored by Allstate®

You toss the child by placing them gently in a large, sturdy blanket or sheet then tossing them into the air

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This one should do the trick.

The height is measured by the world-famous Flaargenschtamp. The Flaargenschtamp was first used by the Iroquois League. The name actually came into being from a translation error.

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The Flaargenschtamp. This is actually also sponsored by Allstate®.

German immigrants that contacted the Iroquois on their first conquest of America incorrectly translated the word “Floganohowaeha”, a Mohawk word that means flaargenschtamp.

Once you and your friends start tossing children around, it’ll be hard to quit! This is a game you should definitely try during your next small group!

4. Pretending to be a Burrito

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A little too heavy on the sour cream for my taste, but that’s just me.

This one is a great 4-player game. So if your church group only has about 4 people, you should probably start asking more people to come to your church group.

Materials Needed

  1. Blanket/Sleeping Bag/Large Rug
  2. Chips
  3. Queso
  4. Bean Dip
  5. Pens sponsored by Bic®

It’s no secret that the popularity of burritos are on the rise. Ever since they were introduced at the 1996 Olympic Games in Atlanta, they’ve experienced a surge in popularity ever since.

Take a look at this graph:

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As you can see, Series 1 burritos (shown in blue) have risen to about 43 percent. Whereas Series 1 Not Burritos have only risen to about 22 percent. I think I can safely say that illustrates my point perfectly here.

You begin the game by laying the blanket/sleeping bag/rug on the ground and having someone lay down in the middle of it.

I personally always like picking the person I like the least in the group to be in the middle. That usually means that everybody in the group lays in the middle.

Next you simply put the ingredients of your choice on the person in the middle and begin rolling them up! Here’s my go-to ingredient list:

  1. Shredded Cheddar Cheese
  2. White Queso
  3. Guacamole
  4. African American Queso
  5. Spanish Rice
  6. Tomatoes

I like my burritos simple.

Here’s roughly what the end product should look like:

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What a blast.

Once the stains begin seeping into the blanket, you have a great opportunity to hang it on the wall to remember all the fun times that were just had! You might as well since those stains are probably never coming out.

Welp, there you have it! 4 fun games you can try at your next church small group! Check in to see updates on this topic. Maybe I’ll post 4 more games in the future!

 

21 Reasons Why I’m Better Than You

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Photo Cred: Matt Woods

1. I rode the Silver Bullet at Big Splash Water Park when I was 11 and wasn’t even that scared.silver bullet

I didn’t even cry when I got water up my nose.

2. I made a quesadilla once and it was pretty tasty. black bean quesadilla

It looked kinda like this.

3. I went on a mission trip once. sleepy

I hi-fived an orphan kid.

4. I read a lot of Hank the Cowdog books when I was little. hank

I probably read this one.

5. I’ve been to Universal Studios like 5 times. univ

I like going there.

6. I haven’t drowned yet. swimming

I can swim.

7. I’m not allergic to penicillin. penicillin

It doesn’t bother me at all.

8. I’ve kept a purple secretia plant alive for like 6 years now. IMG_5517

Here it is.

9. I saw Drew Carey in person once. Drew-Carey

It was in New York City.

10. One time I carried two McDonald’s cheeseburgers in my pockets for 8 hours and ate them when I got home. mcds-cheeseburger

I was wearing jeans.

11. I got 3rd place at the Mr. Mustang Pageant in High School.

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It was cool.

12. I put Cholula Hot Sauce on my pizza.

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It tastes good.

13. I know all the lyrics to “Can We Talk” by Tevin Campbell.

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All of them.

14. I can make fart noises by blowing into my knuckles. 

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It’s pretty funny.

15. I take really big poops.

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Think this is a joke?

16. I’ve played a game of baseball before.

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This isn’t me.

17. I have veiny hands.

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See what I mean?

18. I’ve been on a date with a girl.

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It didn’t lead to anything but it went pretty well.

19. I have a poodle named Gracie. 

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She’s old.

20. I got called a “dumb mother-[expletive]” when I worked as a production assistant one time and it didn’t hurt my feelings that much.

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It was pretty hilarious in retrospect.

21. I choked on bacon fat three consecutive days in a row once and it didn’t stop me from eating it all the time.

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It tastes too good to stop.

I’m pretty amazing but we can still be friends, I guess.

You’re welcome.

Answering Your Questions About Dating and Relationships

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I found this on the Internet.

Dear Jake,

“My boyfriend and I have been dating for about six months. It’s a great, healthy relationship and I love him very much. However, he wants us to start a sort of bible study/discipleship group together with just the two of us and I’m not sure how I feel about that. It just seems kind of early and a little rushed. What are your thoughts?”

From Amanda

Dear Amanda,

I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about. However, I follow NBA superstar Kevin Durant on Twitter and here’s what he said about that particular topic recently:

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I hope his wise counsel gives you the answer you’re looking for.

Dear Jake,

“I have a crush on this girl from my college group at church. I want to pursue her and ask her out on a date but I don’t want to potentially risk our friendship and make it awkward if she doesn’t feel the same way I do. What should I do?”

From Tim

Dear Tim,

I believe you should step out in boldness ask her out if you have these feelings for her. However, I think you should be careful about how you approach that. I always use a 5 step process for when I ask a girl out on a date.

1. Find her in the lobby of the church.

2. Slap the cup of coffee out of her hand.

3. Grab her shoulders and look her square in the eye.

4. Scream “SCHWEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!” in a really loud, high-pitched voice.

5. When you get released from prison, find her and ask her out.

I hope this helped, Tim!

Dear Jake,

“I went on a date with a friend from church recently and had a really good time but I still only see him as a friend. He’s made it known to me that he wants to take me out again but I don’t want to hurt his feelings when I tell him no. What do I do?

From Mandy

Dear Mandy,

Fake your own death.

Dear Jake,

I believe that I have come out of a season of singleness and that I am ready to start dating. But there are a few girls that I kinda have feelings for. Should I wait to see which one is the right one, or should I try to pursue each one and gauge interest that way?

From Oscar

Dear Oscar,

I too have been in the same situation that you are currently in. My advice is that you don’t necessarily pursue any of these girls in a dating sense right now. Try to spend time with them in a group setting or even ask them to get a friendly cup of coffee with you sometime. Just be sure to make the distinction that getting coffee is, in fact, not a date.  Those things are great ways to gauge potential interest from the girl and to determine if you should pursue her further. I think NBA Superstar Kevin Durant put it best when he tweeted this:

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Glad I could help!

If you have any questions or hate mail you want to send me, email me at arentjake@yahoo.com.

12 Things Christians Need to Stop Saying

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As Christians, we are called to be witnesses to the world. Matthew 5:16 says, “In the same way, let your light shine before others, so that they may see your good works and give glory to your Father who is in heaven.” There are probably other verses about that in the Bible somewhere, but I don’t know how Google works and I only read my Bible when people can see me doing it.

Unfortunately, sometimes we don’t honor and represent who Christ is by our words. Whether we intend to or not, we can sometimes say things that are hurtful, hateful, deceitful, or some other adjective that ends in “ful.”

The goal of this article is to scare you into saying the correct things at all times and to make you feel like you’re walking on eggshells when you’re around non-believers. This should absolutely terrify you. The entire fate of Christianity rests on your shoulders. If you’re losing sleep over this, then you’re doing a good job. Always remember the world-famous quote by Robert Redford,

“If you walk away from a conversation with a non-believer and they aren’t converted, then you failed and you’re going to Heck now.”

To prevent this from happening, here is a comprehensive list of 12 things you need to stop saying if you’re a Christian.

1. “I’m glad I’m a St. Louis Rams fan.”

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No you’re not. Why would you spread this lie?

2. “Let’s go to Carl’s Jr. for lunch.”

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Blasphemy. Absolute blasphemy.

3. “We need more police drama shows on television.”

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Stop staining His name with that talk.

4. “Pugs look completely normal.”

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Shameful.

5. “Robbing a bank kinda sounds like fun.”

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This could potentially be seen as a negative thing.

6. “I hope Pixar makes another Cars movie.”

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May it never be!

7. “This iced latte from Starbucks should probably be more expensive.”

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My heart breaks when I hear this.

8. “I hope I sit next to a crying baby on this flight.”

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A lie straight from the pit!

9. “I don’t want any breadsticks, thank you.”

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Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

10. “That Scion xB looks cool.”

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Foolish talk.

11. “Your daughter looks like an orangutan.”

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…by thy words thou shalt be condemned.

12. “These off-brand SpaghettiOs taste great.”

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tisk, tisk

Source: A RELEVANT magazine I read like 2 years ago.